Joke: Type of Woman

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

Journal: Turning Black into White

As this semester comes to end and the exams are nearly there, I'm glad that I've finally managed my time very well. Finishing most of my assignments made me bit relax. However, a lot of personal problems occupy my mind from being relax. A very seamless plot..

Having said that, I manage to start settling down and setting aside from my problem... One step at a time to release all my burden. Soon enough, I'll have the wisdom to overcome my problem. I do not want to stay in my sadness; instead I need to get up. I do believe that GOD will always be with me, in any matter I face.

I was thinking how if I did not go through all those problems. Frankly, it helped me to grow up, to be stronger, to be more mature in many aspects of my life. I've never been in this stage ever in my life. Good time to do intropection.

Hmm, well, another story, I missed my last thursday meeting with Gwen just because I chose to work instead of re-establishing my connection with GOD. Missing that time was not the big issue but I've come to realise how much catching up I needed with GOD. Having said that, I made a promise, a resolution that I would not never again to take the day when I should share my time to GOD too lighty.

Closing this blog, I wanna share a verse that I came across when I was browsing the net couple days ago. I was thinking that verse has a beautiful meaning for me. Hope, it reaches out to you too...

Love is patient, love is kind,
Love does not insist on its own way.
Love bears all things, believes all things,
Hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never fails.
- I Corinthians 13:4-8 -

Article: Lunch With GOD

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey.

When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was sitting in the park just feeding some pigeons.

The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his
root beer when he noticed that the man looked hungry, so he offered him a Twinkie.

The man gratefully accepted it and smiled at the boy. His smile was so pleasant that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer.

Again, the man smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.

As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the man, and gave him a hug. The man gave him his biggest smile ever.

When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face She asked him, "What did you do today that made you so happy?

"He replied, "I had lunch with God." But before his mother could respond, he added, "You know what? God's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen!"

Meanwhile, the elderly man, also radiant with joy, returned to his home. His son was stunned by the look of peace on his face and he asked," Dad, what did you do today that made you so happy?"

He replied, "I ate Twinkies in the park with God" However, before his son responded, he added, "You know, he's much younger than I expected."

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. Let's embrace everyone equally.